Dear Dr. mcHunky,
As much as I admire your flexing muscles, and sparkling eyes, I need to be with a doctor who actually listens to me and tries to figure out how my quality of life can improve. In the past 4 months, the only thing that has changed is increased pain, swelling now in both knees, and no weight loss to alleviate the pressure on my joints.
I'm trying someone new. I'm sure you'll be glad to spare room on your patient roster for someone younger, cuter and probably with a sports I jury rather than degenerative joints.
Dear new doctor,
I really hope this relationship has a future. I really need this to work.
Older than I should be.